I love Tina Fey, but I am slightly unease by the fact that she is building a career, or at least a mainstream career, on the back of Sarah Palin. And what a career! She is so good at being Sarah Palin that it feels like McCain chose Tina Fey to be his running mate. But Tina Fey is a very good comedian and she shouldn’t be standing on the shoulder Sarah’s idiodicy to climb the comedy ranks. On top of that, the new series 30Rock is being postponed to accommodate this. I have the feeling that is all going to end up badly for Tina, Sarah and me.
Yesterday, I was at a Thievery Corporation concert and a Brazilian and Argentinean singers sang some high tempo jam with the words “El pueblo unido jamás será vencido” (The people united will never be defeated) to a large white middle class crowd. The crowd seemed well excited with the motto and probably feeling very smug about themselves – for the fact that they were there and being all revolutionary and stuff. I was thinking, however, that this statement is so wrong that begs belief why people use it over and over again. The people are not united in any shape or form and they have been, at least currently, totally defeated!
The move of Big Phil Scolari (Felipão) to Chelsea is a disaster for the Portuguese national team. Many in Portugal and abroad think Scolari’s role in Portugal’s success is just a detail or even that he has been hindering the nation’s success. After all Portugal is blessed with fantastic footballers, but for all the raw talent the Portuguese football team has always been poorly managed which always failed to address two chronic problems:
- over influence from the clubs over the national team to ensure that lucrative contracts can be obtained; and,
- a high level of nervousness at the beginning of each competition with the team invariably being favourites and going out on early goals by theoretically weak opponents.
When Scolari arrived all this changed. He brought to Portugal a new vocabulary of professionalism unheard in Portugal until the arrival of José Mourinho at club level. And this professionalism has been key to the increased importance of Portugal in the European and World stages. Scolari’s revolution of Portuguese football was driven by two decisions:
- the destruction of the influence club presidents have over the national team selections; and,
- the implementation of a siege mentality around the team which meant that fickle, soft headed and attention seeking football players could cope better with the pressure.
Number two is a classical top managerial strategy; just look at the most successful manager of our time – Fergusson, Wenger or Mourinho – and you will siege mentality all over. However, it is the first one that matters in the Portuguese context and the one that is harder to deliver.
The background to the shambles behind the Portuguese team is a colourful history of poor displays. In 1984, out of the blue with a team of four managers Portugal achieved the unbelievable and reached the semi-finals. No one was expecting, so nobody cared. So, in 86, when Portugal qualified for the World Cup, expectations were high. However, the display in Mexico was poor and the chief reason for this was a series of altercations between the Portuguese team and the Portuguese federation destroyed all the work after the spectacular first game the victory over England. The team never recovered, they were beaten by Poland and Morocco, players were subsequently suspended and many never played for Portugal again. In short, Mexico 86 was a footballing and management tragedy for Portugal.
Parallel to this, Carlos Queiroz was developing some astonishing work with a new generation of players. He led the Portuguese national under-20 youth team to two Football World Youth Championship wins, in the 1989 and 1991 tournaments. Again, no one was noticing this work in Portugal until the first victory in 1989 and most of the players were not playing in the first division. So, Queiroz was able to work completely under the radar.
So, by 1996 this new generation of players – Luís Figo, Rui Costa, Vitor Baía , Paulo Sousa and João Pinto – were beginning to mature and Portugal qualified to the Euro 1996. The tournament wasn’t bad for Portugal, but there were snippets of lack of professionalism and a total incapacity to turn events around. So, for example, when the Czech Republic scored in the quarter finals Portugal never looked like it could score again.
The Euro 2000 resulted in another mini-tragedy for Portugal. After a fairly decent performance during the group stages and in the Quarter Finals against Turkey, the Portuguese team faced France where a group of players – Nuno Gomes, Abel Xavier and João Pinto – were suspended for protesting in a threatening manner for a clear penalty.
Things got really bad when in the 2002 World Cup Portugal conceded a goal within 4 minutes of the first match against the USA and it never recovered. It all ended with João Pinto kicking the referee in the last match and being suspended for god knows how long.
It was after this nightmare that Scolari arrived and things were never again this unprofessional. Portugal began to display a control of every game that was unheard of and, more importantly, Portugal began winning games where its performance wasn’t great. A great example of this new found mental strength was when in the Euro 2004 Portugal conceded an early goal against Greece, lost that match, but it went on to lead the group and got all the way to the final.
One of the funny things is, despite all this Scolari is deeply hated in Portugal. Porto supporters hate him because he never picked Vitor Baía at his peak. Benfica supporters hate him because they are deluded about the quality of their players and think the national manager always makes the wrong decisions. And the rest is fed up with his antics and everyone seems to think that he should’ve done better with the great players that he has at his disposal. However, this same people forget that other managers – Humberto Coelho or António Oliveira – had also a great generation at their disposal and did bugger all.
I do agree that Scolari doesn’t get it right all the time – he was tactically naïve against Greece in the Final of the Euro 2004. But what is important to remember is that Scolari gets it right more than he gets it wrong and that is a big difference. During Scolari’s reign at the helm of Portugal he has given Portuguese football an overwhelmingly positive reputation and the nation should be thankful.
But they are not. They think that Scolari can be replaced easily and Portugal will continue to shine because of its players. I disagree. It will all depend on who will be the next guy. My guess is that both Porto and Benfica won’t let another loose cannon control the national team again. One of their guys will be in charge and Portugal will return to its usual mediocrity.
I am old enough to remember when Woody Allen was funny. You know, the Woody Allen of Manhattan, Annie Hall or, more recently, Bullets Over Broadway. The Woody Allen that would have release a film and, that alone, was the event of the year. The film would’ve excited audiences and would’ve made me crave for more. That Woody Allen is, of course, dead. Cryogenics or some other weird science like that brought to life this monster, this other fake guy that we have to put up with so that new film stars like Scarlett Johansson, Penélope Cruz and Ewan McGregor can say “I have worked with Woody! Isn’t that greaaaat?”. Now even cities seem to be interested in being filmed by Woody. What is next? Entrepreneurs? This is about to become even more wrong and immoral than already is.
But, thanks to YouTube – who else – we can turn back time and enjoy some delightful ‘new’ stuff. An interview with religious nutcase Billy Graham is certainly one of those gems. Woody is funny and engaging as usual, but he also makes Billy funny and engaging – a true miracle. Here are the links to Part 1 and Part 2.
An interesting question. How come it looks like the kind of interview that would’ve not happen in the US today? Maybe it isn’t that interesting, actually. It is just a pathetic thought.
Recently I was listening to podcast in which someone posed the following question: What can central bankers learn from academic economists and vice-versa. To which the answer was a surprising “Not much”! Apparently, the reason for this is that the best central bankers are the best academics. Now this was burped out as if it was a good thing, but I couldn’t disagree more. This is probably the reason we are currently living in high financial turbulence and probably heading for a 30s style recession: too much cross pollination between the practical world and the academic world. This kind over-pollination is never a good thing. Look at the example of the hedge fund set up in 1994 by Myron Scholes and Robert Merton, joint winners of the 1997 Nobel prize in economics. It had the best of all possible credentials but it went bust in 1998. Theory and practive rarely marry that well and economics as discipline suffers seriously from this.
I increasingly think that Ann Coulter is a genius. Or better, Ann Coulter is a genius to the extent others let her be a genius. She has manages to carved a phenomenal socio-political position simply by dishing out hatred.
Don’t know who Ann Coulter is? Well, in the US, she is hard to miss. She is the quintessential female right winger; she needs to be more man than most men so that her particular point of view is heard. She has used everything to drag the attention to her. Some distasteful: “I’ve never seen people enjoying their husbands’ deaths so much” about some of the 9/11 widows or “My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building” about her pet hate of the New York Times.
Sometimes, she is actually very competent like on this video she got challenged by Elizabeth Edwards (Jon Edwards’ wife) on MSNBC and cope with it beautifully.
Her strategy however, is always the same: say something completely crazy, say it very loud and look always damn cool when you say it. This strategy generally works, however with Ann it works even more because nobody, and I mean nobody, has any idea how to even fight back.
The only people that seemed to be taking her on is Bill Maher and Richard Belzer calling her a “fascist party doll” and “syndicated communist”. This is partly because Bill Maher actually knows her quite well.
I am more interested in knowing how has this happen? How did she get to do all the good lines and insult everyone? Why isn’t everyone else responding to her attacks and matching her? It is rather worrying that they don’t and it reflects seriously on the political discourse in the US. Particularly, because others will see it working and will try similar stuff further diminishing, the already battered, public discourse.
Politics always had to be popular, but with Hilary seeking a new song for her campaign and Obama girl, pop music has arrived to the scene. The blend of soft-porn and catchy pop tunes is what the YouTube generation is actually doing rather than being the engine for social change that so many commentators seem to be suggesting. This video gives us a glimpse on the present state of politics. It is no longer individualist, shallow and ideology-free, but it is pornographic, monetarist and delusional. Enjoy the new musical democracy, because it is here to stay.